Got annoying Woodensects in your home? Know of someone such as a close friend or relative who has turned since the outbreak? Afraid to go outside? Well, you should be! These things are everywhere and thousands of good folk are infected every day because they weren't prepared! These people obviously did not know about the must-have household product Wood-Be-Gone™ - The only bug spray in the world that quickly neutralizes Woodensects!
Formulated to kill on contact!
By neutralize, we mean kill! That's right! Wood-Be-Gone™ kills Woodensects instantly! With Wood-Be-Gone™ you can easily kill that one Woodensect hanging on the ceiling over your bed or control swarms of Woodensects in their own breeding environments! Yes! It is that powerful!
Samer Farms - Where the Wood-Be-Gone™ was born!
WOOD-BE-GONE™
Watch them scatter with just the shake of a can! This stuff works so well, the Woodensects themselves are struck with FEAR!
Wood-Be-Gone™ is the number one Woodensect repellent in Samer Hills! We are so confident in our product that we offer a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with the results. You've got nothing to lose! So what are you waiting for!? Don't end up like your lifeless next-door neighbor! Go out there, kill some Woodensects and enjoy YOUR life again!
Avoid the bite, kill the bug. Wood-Be-Gone™
Available in stores everywhere while supplies last. WARNING: This product contains extremely harsh chemicals! Keep out of reach from small children and or larger children. Do not use near pregnant women or spray pregnant women with product. Do not spray on body, face, eyes or consume the product. If swallowed, immediately call your local emergency medical or poison control services. You probably won't make it though! This stuff is just awful for the human body!
Active Ingredients: Acephate, Triphorine, Hydrogen Sulfide, Hydrogen peroxide, Isopropyl alcohol, Mercury, Pesticides, Snake Venom, Chlorine Gas, ChlorineX, Colleen, Amy, Stacy, Jennifer? Small Farts (0.020%), Greg's left arm, Brad's parts A, Brad's parts E (does not contain Brad's parts B, C or D), Nitrogen, Martin's Smartins, Orange Donkey Blood (75% Produced in house at the farm - ORGANIC CERTIFIED!), and, DNA extracted from ULTRA RARE Wild Slippery Giraffe Head (10%) (A Major Key Formula Ingredient!)
DISCLAIMER: Wood-Be-Gone™ Spray is intended for use on Woodensects ONLY as well as used to eliminate and control Woodensects infestations. Use product at own risk. Wood-Be-Gone™️ LLC, Farmer Beanman, and, Samer Farms can not be held liable for damages and injuries caused by Wood-Be-Gone™️ Spray and or the misuse of our product. Please make sure to wipe area down after use to avoid potential dangers such as chemicals sticking onto and or lingering on various surfaces such as furniture, counters, carpets, and household environments in general. Do not spray children or pets with product. Wood-Be-Gone™️ Spray does not work on and should not be used to treat infected areas or others who have fully turned. If you have allergies, ask your doctor if Wood-Be-Gone™️ is safe to use in your household as it leaves behind a strong chemical odor. It is recommended to wear a face mask or similar protection when handling Wood-Be-Gone™️ Spray as inhaling the toxic fumes may lead to severe respiratory issues. If you experience difficulty breathing, dizziness, nausea, or, hallucinations, stop using and seek medical attention from real doctor.
Avoid the bite, kill the bug. Wood-Be-Gone™
